He knows hers, too. Would he say yes or no? The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. She had loving parents, a roof over her head, and enough food to always satisfy her hunger. I don't know which one you want.. Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. But apparently, now is the moment to talk. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. There's nothing bad or wrong about it, Steve, Bruce says, ever the reasonable parent of them (when he's not giant and green, that is). tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. Feels normal, almost, which is a ridiculous thought because of their lives and Tony being, well, Tony. Because because the strings! Other people who are not Clint, obviously. All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; I like sex. Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. 's is the best bed ever., Finally Tony's face cracks into an amused, drunken smile. But I was locked in a room so I couldn't get out. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. My turn! a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. Although I, you know. You mentioned that.. Okay? Which was true, it was a terrible smell, especially for his enhanced nose, he could still smell the lingering alcohol on someone a day after they had drank anything. Marvel One-Shots [NO REQUESTS] - NEVER HAVE I EVER - Wattpad Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. Just saying., Tony's breath ghosts hotly over Clint's cheek. As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. Thor's a beast in the sack.. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. Abe was next. It's going to be a hell of a ride. Does that mean you're single, Barton?. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. What starts out a little desperate turns languid, relaxed, comfortable. Finally, stories regarding Asgard will not revolve around old-time talk. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, Tony rolls his eyes. Are you hammered, Stark?. He looks up at the clock. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. I mean, ask anyone. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. So you're not running away? Clint hears himself say after, when he thinks he's about to take a nap. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. I Dare you to say the Truth. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. Better known as MJ. Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. It's my bed. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. MJ, these are the guys." Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. Otherwise, all bets are off. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. Oh, he says. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. Moving on! I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. Which is pretty often. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. It wasn't a conscious decision for either of them, which is freaky as hell. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. Not that he could remember, at least. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. That's just plain sad. And nobody wants that shit. Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. Yesh. Tony, Natasha snaps. They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. It Multi-fandom oneshots. The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. Steve's gone red again. Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. The hottest boy in school. Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. "Hell yeah. Don't ask.. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. left kudos on this work! Badly. The other teenagers smiled too, not in a 'you are so stupid' way, but how one might discover a new fun fact, like how Ned discovered Peter HATED peppermint with a passion. "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. I dunno, man. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. On really slow nights, when they're bored. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. #deadpool Secondly, I really don't want to bed Natasha. He glances over at her, and she looks calmly back. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. Why, thank you, Anthony!. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. Um, he says. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! Everyone was either leaning back into their chair or into the people next to them. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. Good. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. #geniouspeter And because I'm Iron Man.. Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. An angry voice cried out. That's how you got him to move in here, Natasha points out. Bruce Banner/ Hulk While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Guy's gotta have a fucking death wish to sneak up on Clint while he's sleeping, the fuck. I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. Yeah? Clint says and picks up one of the acidic arrows; a prototype he's testing for Tony. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. including: Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? #iorndad 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. We dated." He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. Dad yells and I shake my head. Peter worries too much about his secrets, and Ned doesn't worry at all. Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. So does Thor. Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. "Okay, my turn. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. Then Peter took a shot. Now. And the hand immediately retreats along with an annoyed huff from its owner. She was the one to offer the cursed game. The Avengers "I'm Peter's fianc." He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. He's got a big metal mug in hand (he still occasionally forgets the no-smash rule when he wants a refill of something, and it's just easier for them to give him metal mugs for now), and he sits down in an almost perfect lotus position. What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. Shuffles a little closer to Tony. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. "What! 25 Feb/23. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. We are, aren't we?. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. He sighs and pulls out the ten he has in his pocket. Should we proceed? "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. A lot. as well as Before sex, during, after. Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. "Never Have I Ever" Pt. #wanda Clint totally called it. #marvel Sally and Seymour had claimed the bed, and were laughing about the ugly hotel colors, and how to pronounce 'croissant'.